Oh man! This California woman probably didn’t think her rant about the candy her neighbors were handing out was going to go viral, but alas, it did!

@BestofNextdoor shared the story on Twitter.

“Dum Dums, Smarties, and Jolly Ranchers maybe suitable for Ontario, Fontana, and even Montclair… but NOT here in Rancho Cucamonga!”

*I’d like to note: JOLLY RANCHERS ARE THE SHIZ*

*Insert eye roll emoji*

As if this lady could any get worse, she berates the elderly, too. She sounds like a real peach.